Finally Bombkesh the famous detective met his match!!!
Bombkesh the famous bong detective was approached by some of the concerned country men to find out the whereabouts of the country's prodigal son- the रो howl God-i. (the last surname being given by the people of Amothi)
After all it is surely a matter of concern when the most indulged and feted son of the country suddenly disappears before the all important budget session! At the first instance people thought that probably the poor (pun intended!) boy was only bunking the budget session because maybe it might be beyond his grey matter to understand the Economic mumbo jumbo being doled out by the Finance Minister- Now, everybody cannot be a SRCC graduate like Avon Jet-ley. Days passed..., then weeks passed... , still no sign of the prodigal son! At first there were small murmurs by some usual suspects- the political opponents - they were the first to notice that they did not have their favourite boxing bag around. The murmur started becoming a drone and then after a fortnight the drone turned into a nasty chatter! Finally when A-nob Gogomumy said "The Nation Wants to Know where is रो howl" some responsible denizens of the country decided to approach the most talked about detective of the country- the venerable Bombkesh Bigshi..
Now Bombkesh, thought this puzzle to be a trivial and set the deadline of 24 hours- Not for nothing Bombkesh had a reputation of solving the most difficult of the problem in a jiffy! He made the usual rounds of the Italian hangouts, the Colombian dens, being disappointed in these, he checked out GB roads, Kamathipuras, the sonagachis . Alas, Bombkesh's initial efforts really proved his name sake- all of them bombed!
For the first time in his carrier Bombkesh was a bit worried- he asked for extension of the deadline which was duly given- what other choice did the Nation have?It was the question of its future! Bombkesh sounded his pals in Switzerland - with all the noise on black money, maybe the "blocked" money was being wired out ! Still no news. Next he checked out on Porkistan- it was rumoured that रो howl has some good friends there- again disapppointment! He was told that although his friends in Porkistan had invited रो howl there, the poor chap could not stand the AK 47 s or any of its elks (there was this big story of a AK 49 flattening रो howl in Delhi)
The reputation of Bombkesh was at stake!! The furrows on his forehead were getting deeper by the day! A-nob was still shouting at the top of his voice for the country "The nation really wants to know"!! Finally it seemed that Bombkesh had met his match in रो howl
Just when all seemed hopeless, the proverbial quirk of fate brought Bombkesh's sister to his house- she was really worried about her brother. With her came her five year old son. The young boy heard all the hullaballoo and enquired what this was all about. His mother told him about रो howl. Oh how the kid was upset! All the kids in the country loved रो howl. They loved the way he spoke- very much like they speak and the best part was that they could make sense of his speeches which the adults in the country could not! Poor kid was was almost crying, then suddenly he remembered what his friend had said-the friend had just returned from the amazing new Wonderland near Pataya! He had mentioned about a old guy who spoke and behaved just like kids! There was this new game in the wonderland where they had to choose the President- and how this guy howled and cried for becoming the President!! - This just matched the description!!!
Bombkesh did not lose a second, took the next flight to Pataya and sure as eggs are eggs, there he was - रो howl, howling in the wonderland, still crying for becoming the President in the wonderland! Bombkesh heaved a sigh of relief! रो howl God-i was found, his mother pleaded to the wonderland management to make रो howl the President in the wonderland game to which the management thankfully obliged. After this रो howl agreed to come back and so finally रो howl was back in the country!!!
